A massive manhunt for San Jose Sharks’ star Joe Thornton was officially called off after a Colorado Avalanche buried him this week, marking the fifth straight year the talented center has gone missing during the early spring. “While we had some hope of finding Joe after his team managed an overtime win during game two [...]
Members of the Colorado Avalanche and the Montreal Canadians held a joint press conference Friday morning to formally call bullshit on hockey writers dubbing the Phoenix Coyotes the underdog or cinderella story of the 2009-2010 NHL season. “This is garbage,” said Canadians winger Brian Gionta. “We earned this label fair and square with six months [...]
Bonjour my friends. Big news to start off tonight’s column. My gnomes tell me that Team USA star Paul Stastny has demanded a trade from the Colorado Avalanche. What could drive the budding superstar to such a demand? Why, the Olympics themselves. My sources tell me that Stastny was heard berating goalie Craig Anderson for [...]