Rule 32.2 As there is a human factor involved in blowing the whistle to stop play, the Referee may deem the play to be stopped slightly prior to..

..the whistle actually being blown. The fact that the puck may come loose or cross the goal line prior to the sound of the whistle has no bearing..

Male sportscasters across N. America blush, giggle as Clitsome has sparkling debut »

An epidemic of embarrassed stuttering, smirking and blushing took over the hockey airwaves across North America Tuesday, as male sportscasters were...

Fans celebrate ‘Inevitability on Ice’ as Canada brings home gold »

Millions of hockey fans took to the streets Sunday night to celebrate what many are already calling “the Inevitability on...

Hours before gold medal game, Obama rides into Vancouver on stallion, demands Canadian healthcare for Olympic glory »

With his national healthcare reform plan in a tenuous position, U.S. President Barack Obama rode into Vancouver on a horse...

Americans surprised to learn they haven’t won hockey gold yet »

News of Team USA’s 2-0 win over Switzerland in the quarterfinals Wednesday evening left many Americans baffled, with the general...

Kane working on triple salchow in hopes of luring NBC coverage: Sources »

Team USA Forward Patrick Kane was spotted furiously trying to land a triple salchow Monday morning which sources say he...

Canada outraged as Brodeur, now a U.S. citizen, admits intentional defeat »

Martin Brodeur may once have been Canada’s hockey poster child, but now he may find himself listed as public enemy...

NHL ESPN searching for missing hockey league

ESPN searching for missing hockey league »

The NHL has been missing since Sunday.  ESPN wants to know why. The self-proclaimed Worldwide Leader in Sports launched an investigation Friday into why the NHL seemingly dropped off the face of the Earth.  The search...

February 20 2010 / No comment / Read More »
NHL Officials urged to make up rules to stop Ovechkin

NHL Officials urged to make up rules to stop Ovechkin »

NHL leadership has urged game officials to “just make shit up” after it became clear that Washington Capitals freakstar Alexander Ovechkin could not be stopped by today’s conventional game or players, internal memos revealed this...

February 18 2010 / 7 comments / Read More »
Briefs

Khabibulin faces ‘extreme DUI’ charge in AZ for drunken rocketskate canyon jump »

Khabibulin faces ‘extreme DUI’ charge in AZ for drunken rocketskate canyon jump

Embattled Edmonton Oilers’ goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin is in more hot water in Arizona where he is now facing an “Extreme DUI” charge for allegedly using...

Mar 3 2010 / No comment / Read More »

American, Canadian fans boycotting opposing country »

American, Canadian fans boycotting opposing country

When the United States and Canada face off tonight in for a gold medal, don’t expect Vancouver native Tim Davison to even look in...

Feb 28 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »

Meager 8-2 win over Germany called ‘national tragedy’ in Canada »

Meager 8-2 win over Germany called ‘national tragedy’ in Canada

Thousands of angry Canadian hockey fans poured into the streets of Vancouver Tuesday night, bemoaning the Team Canada’s paltry 8-2 victory over Germany to...

Feb 23 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Ahead of showdown, Obama, Harper bet the proper spelling of defens(c)e »

Ahead of showdown, Obama, Harper bet the proper spelling of defens(c)e

Hours before the United States’ ice hockey team was to square off against powerhouse Canada, U.S. President Barack Obama and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen...

Feb 21 2010 / No comment / Read More »
Rumors

Stastny upset Anderson isn’t Miller and other trade rumors for March 2, 2010 »

Stastny upset Anderson isn’t Miller and other trade rumors for March 2, 2010

Bonjour my friends.  Big news to start off tonight’s column.  My gnomes tell me that Team USA star Paul Stastny has demanded a trade from the Colorado Avalanche.  What could drive the budding superstar to such a demand?  Why, the Olympics themselves. My sources tell me...

Mar 2 2010 / No comment / Read More »

Eklund traded to TheFourthPeriod.com for a bag of nonsense »

Eklund traded to TheFourthPeriod.com for a bag of nonsense

Bonjour mes amis, sources just confirmed to me that rumormonger extraordinaire, Eklund, has been traded by Hockeybuzz.com to The Fourth Period for a bag of nonsense and a cheese burrito. The move is a big one for the Fourth Period, which has now has drastically improved...

Mar 1 2010 / No comment / Read More »

H. Attrique exclusive: Kovalchuk to NJ trade nixed by no backcheck clause »

H. Attrique exclusive: Kovalchuk to NJ trade nixed by no backcheck clause

Late breaking news from the rumor mills, mes amis. Several sources have told me tonight that a deal was all but done to send Atlanta Thrashers forward Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils for rookie forward Niklas Bergfors and an autographed photo of Bruce Springstein...

Feb 2 2010 / 1 comment / Read More »
In Other Hockey News

Fans celebrate ‘Inevitability on Ice’ as Canada brings home gold »

Fans celebrate ‘Inevitability on Ice’ as Canada brings home gold Millions of hockey fans took to the streets Sunday night to celebrate what many are already calling “the Inevitability on Ice” after the heavily favored...

Mar 1 2010 / No comment / Read More »
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Atlantic Canada outraged as Brodeur, now a U.S. citizen, admits intentional defeat

Canada outraged as Brodeur, now a U.S. citizen, admits intentional defeat

Martin Brodeur may once have been Canada’s hockey poster child, but now he may find himself listed as public enemy number one. Following Team Canada’s 5-3 loss to the Americans in last night’s...

Feb 22, 2010 / More »
Northeast Facing crippling poutine shortage, Bob Gainey steps down as Canadiens GM

Facing crippling poutine shortage, Bob Gainey steps down as Canadiens GM

Bob Gainey stepped down as General Manager of the Montreal Canadiens Monday, citing eastern Canada’s recent poutine shortage as reason for his departure. “Canada needs me,” said Gainey via a team spokesperson.  “This poutine...

Feb 8, 2010 / More »
Southeast NHL Officials urged to make up rules to stop Ovechkin

NHL Officials urged to make up rules to stop Ovechkin

NHL leadership has urged game officials to “just make shit up” after it became clear that Washington Capitals freakstar Alexander Ovechkin could not be stopped by today’s conventional game or players, internal memos...

Feb 18, 2010 / More »

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Central Male sportscasters across N. America blush, giggle as Clitsome has sparkling debut

Male sportscasters across N. America blush, giggle as Clitsome has sparkling debut

An epidemic of embarrassed stuttering, smirking and blushing took over the hockey airwaves across North America Tuesday, as male sportscasters were forced to pronounce the name of Grant Clitsome following an excellent NHL debut...

Mar 3, 2010 / More »
Northwest Khabibulin faces ‘extreme DUI’ charge in AZ for drunken rocketskate canyon jump

Khabibulin faces ‘extreme DUI’ charge in AZ for drunken rocketskate canyon jump

Embattled Edmonton Oilers’ goaltender Nikolai Khabibulin is in more hot water in Arizona where he is now facing an “Extreme DUI” charge for allegedly using rocketskates to jump across the Grand Canyon while “at...

Mar 3, 2010 / More »
Pacific Sharks hire curler Shuster, promise most epic first-round meltdown ever

Sharks hire curler Shuster, promise most epic first-round meltdown ever

The San Jose Sharks announced Friday that they have hired Olympic curler John Shuster as a Special Adviser on the Choking Arts with an eye towards “the most epic playoff meltdown the world...

Feb 19, 2010 / More »
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