The New Jersey Devils announced this morning that they intend to pay a $3 million fine imposed by the NHL by stuffing embattled captain Jamie Langenbrunner in a box and mailing him to NHL headquarters. The Devils – who were fined $3 million and docked two draft picks Monday by the NHL following the summer-long [...]
With his national healthcare reform plan in a tenuous position, U.S. President Barack Obama rode into Vancouver on a horse and demanded that Canada hand over its universal healthcare or face “the ice hockey ass-kicking of a lifetime.” Obama, who has been attempting to push through health care reform in the United States, read a [...]
A Chicago-area retiree accidentally watched an Olympic hockey game Tuesday afternoon. And he wasn’t very happy about it. Roger Morena, 68, said he was sitting down for his weekly Law & Order: Criminal Intent marathon on the USA Network yesterday when the sudden switch was pulled. Instead of seeing series stars Vincent D’Onofrio and Katheryn [...]
Jamie Langenbrunner (l.) and Zach Parise (c.) say this Olympics won’t soon be forgotten. Jay Leach (r.) says he likes Moo Shu Pork. As the United States prepared to face-off against Switzerland to open the 2010 Olympic mens ice hockey competition, captain Jamie Langenbrunner said he would only accept one outcome to the tournament: An [...]