Intent to Blow http://intenttoblow.com Real Hockey News. Fake Hockey Stories. Not Porn. Fri, 16 Dec 2011 17:34:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Facing growing epidemic, NHL bans concussions from hockey http://intenttoblow.com/2011/12/facing-growing-epidemic-nhl-bans-concussions-from-hockey/ Penguins announcer critically injured after fan scratches his back with hacksaw http://intenttoblow.com/2011/12/penguins-announcer-critically-injured-after-fan-scratches-his-back-with-hacksaw/ Pronger not actually injured, instead ‘occupying’ Lightning’s offensive zone in trap protest http://intenttoblow.com/2011/12/pronger-not-actually-injured-instead-occupying-lightnings-offensive-zone-in-trap-protest/ In state of panic, Carlyle, Sacco, hurl selves off bridge http://intenttoblow.com/2011/11/in-state-of-panic-carlyle-sacco-hurl-selves-off-bridge/ Crosby suffers setback after slamming head against wall following media scrum http://intenttoblow.com/2011/10/crosby-suffers-setback-after-slamming-head-against-wall-following-media-scrum/ Devils season in jeopardy after IKEA fails to include assembly instructions for Swede-heavy lineup http://intenttoblow.com/2011/09/devils-season-in-jeopardy-after-ikea-fails-to-include-assembly-instructions-for-swede-heavy-lineup/ Flyers resume search for franchise goaltender after Bryzgalov’s dismal debut http://intenttoblow.com/2011/09/flyers-resume-search-for-franchise-goaltender-after-bryzgalovs-dismal-debut/ Byfuglien admits he used Kyle Wellwood to make him look thinner during physical http://intenttoblow.com/2011/09/byfuglien-admits-he-didnt-lose-weight-used-kyle-wellwood-to-make-him-look-thinner/ NHL tests new 1-on-1, goalie vs. shooter, overtime format at R&D camp http://intenttoblow.com/2011/08/nhl-tests-new-1-on-1-goalie-vs-shooter-overtime-format-at-rd-camp/ Weber, Poile enter couples therapy in hopes of avoiding messy divorce http://intenttoblow.com/2011/08/weber-poile-enter-couples-therapy-in-hopes-of-avoiding-messy-divorce/