Riots broke out across British Columbia today after Ottawa Senators star Daniel Alfredsson made a seemingly innocuous statement Sunday night when a reporter asked him who he thought was going to take home the Stanley Cup this year. “Oh, Vancouver without a doubt. They’re playing great right now,” he said. “I guarantee it.” The Canucks [...]
In what some are already calling the steal of the NHL trading season, the Ottawa Senators fleeced the Pittsburgh Penguins for a 7th round pick for healthy-scratch enthusiast Alexei Kovalev today. As word of the trade spread, people were stunned to hear Kovalev, who many thought had retired five years ago but apparently occasionally played [...]
Ottawa, Ontario — Senators captain Daniel Alfredsson will be out indefinitely with a back injury that is thought to be stemmed from attempting to carry his entire team for almost three full seasons. “It’s tough to see Alfie go down like that,” said the dude who hangs out behind the Ottawa bench, Cory Clouston. “I [...]
We’re back with another edition of ItB’s Class of 2010-2011 Season Previews, which can only mean one thing: VERSUS is getting ready to roll out another crappy commercial featuring Sidney Crosby, some semblance of an ice rink, and maybe a shot of Chris Simpson’s cougar-cleavage. Today, the Northeast Division goes under the microscope. Now if [...]
The Ottawa Senators joined the cavalcade of teams lining up to meet with NBA superstar Lebron James Thursday and will fly out to Akron, Ohio with celebrity draw Alanis Morrisette to attempt to woo the hoopster to a new city and a new sport. “Eh, why not?” said Senator owner Eugene Melnyk. “Who else are [...]
The reporter chastised by Ottawa Senators defenseman Andy Sutton for not actually being an expert said today that he totally had a kickass comeback for Suttons verbal barbs, and wishes he thought of it then. Watch: Sutton to reporter – You’re an expert? Pittsburgh Post-Gazette writer Ray Fittipaldo said Wednesday afternoon that the perfect comeback [...]
