Update: 2:19 pm. — In a whirlwind of activity, sources tell ItB that Taro Tsujimoto has been traded back to the Buffalo Sabres for the trademark rights to the Sabres “electric slug” logo. “After we got pegged with the angry tree during the Guardian Project we made the decision to switch things up,” Burke said. [...]
Ilya Kovalchuk was given formal notice from New Jersey Devils coach John MacLean this morning that he has been cut from his team — the Die Hard Destroyers of the Devils alumni fantasy league. “The Devils may be stuck with him, but that doesn’t mean I have to be,” MacLean said following the decision. “Look [...]
Eager to set disciplinary precedents for the new season, the NHL today announced that the act of mimicking oral sex is equally as bad as knocking a man who isn’t looking unconscious and potentially leaving him with lifelong health problems. The league suspended New York Islanders defenseman James Wisniewski two games for, well, ‘Intent to Blow’ after he [...]
We’re back with another edition of ItB’s Class of 2010-2011 Season Previews, which can only mean one thing: VERSUS is getting ready to roll out another crappy commercial featuring Sidney Crosby, some semblance of an ice rink, and maybe a shot of Chris Simpson’s cougar-cleavage. Today, the Northeast Division goes under the microscope. Now if [...]
Buffalo Sabres star goaltender Ryan Miller said his team’s first round exit in the playoffs may have been a blessing in disguise, giving him ample time to prepare for his first love: The Stanley Cup of Knitting. The Sabres were eliminated from the first round of the playoffs by the Boston Bruins earlier this week, [...]
Buffalo Sabres starting goaltender Ryan Miller was hospitalized after being severely owned by Henrik Sedin’s breakaway goal earlier this week. Team doctors report that Miller was suffering from severe night terrors that were causing him to hyperventilate in his sleep and vomit uncontrollably. Not only was the traumatic experience to blame, it appears that Miller’s [...]
