Tim Thomas is in the holiday spirit. The Boston Bruins netminder, who has confounded goal scorers for more than two months of NHL play, announced this morning he would donate each of the goals he absolutely robbed from opposing players to the New York Islanders for the holidays. “Tis the season,” Thomas told reporters today. [...]
NHL Deputy Commissioner Colin Campbell ripped blogger Tyler Dellow this afternoon for suggesting he has any continuity whatsoever in the way he dishes out discipline. “If Mr. Dellow is suggesting I’m following a pattern of vindictive behavior in the way I choose to suspend or not suspend players, he is absolutely wrong,” Campbell said today [...]
Wildly popular NHL mascot the Boston Bruin was arrested today along with the Bruins’ entire marketing team after several malicious assaults by the bear were not only captured on video but used as advertising by the team. “It appears the Boston Bruins marketing staff has trained a bear to hate and commit random acts of [...]
We’re back with another edition of ItB’s Class of 2010-2011 Season Previews, which can only mean one thing: VERSUS is getting ready to roll out another crappy commercial featuring Sidney Crosby, some semblance of an ice rink, and maybe a shot of Chris Simpson’s cougar-cleavage. Today, the Northeast Division goes under the microscope. Now if [...]
Moments after the Chicago Blackhawks won their first cup in nearly 50 years, the sigh of relief released from Boston Bruins and New Jersey Devils fans caused a change in weather patterns so severe scientists say it may not be equalled in modern history. A rapid change in the prevailing wind patterns caused blackouts across much [...]
Buffalo Sabres star goaltender Ryan Miller said his team’s first round exit in the playoffs may have been a blessing in disguise, giving him ample time to prepare for his first love: The Stanley Cup of Knitting. The Sabres were eliminated from the first round of the playoffs by the Boston Bruins earlier this week, [...]
