The St. Louis Blues are hoping to add Kyle Wellwood by luring him from Russia with a trail of pork steaks, a popular St. Louis standby. The oft-eating Wellwood, who most recently played in the NHL for the Vancouver Canucks, had his contract voided recently by the KHL’s Atlant Moscow Oblast after violating a key [...]
NHL Deputy Commissioner Colin Campbell decides how many game a player committing a head shot or blind side hit will be suspended by asking the victimized player how many fingers he sees Campbell holding up afterwards, ItB has learned. “Yea. We did a lot of research and it works pretty well. By that I mean [...]
The Montreal Canadians have contacted the St. Louis Blues, saying “they totally swear” they meant to trade the midwestern NHL team goaltender Carey Price and not Jaroslav Halak. “It’s the damndest thing,” said Canadians General Manager Pierre Gauthier in a letter to the Blues. “We got their numbers mixed up. It’s a simple mistake, kind [...]
Holy crap, we’re almost there. After a summer that has seemed longer than the two lockouts combined, in just a scant few weeks the NHL will be back in full swing and we will all FINALLY be able to bask in the warming glow of that sport we all love: Curling Hockey. Thank Don Cherry’s [...]
Vancouver took to the high seas Sunday morning in pursuit of Norwegian ice hockey star Tore Vikingstad after he allegedly went on pillaging rampage through the Olympic Village Saturday night, before fleeing on a longship. After scoring a hat-trick in Norway’s dramatic loss to the Swiss Saturday, witnesses said they saw Vikingstad — clad in [...]
