SAN JOSE, CA.: The morning after the Detroit Red Wings miracle comeback was stimied by the San Jose Sharks, the team received even more bad news. NHL Disciplinarian Colin Campbell informed Wings GM Ken Holland early this morning that both Jiri Hudler and Dan Cleary have been suspended for the start of the 2011-2012 season, [...]
Holy crap, we’re almost there. After a summer that has seemed longer than the two lockouts combined, in just a scant few weeks the NHL will be back in full swing and we will all FINALLY be able to bask in the warming glow of that sport we all love: Curling Hockey. Thank Don Cherry’s [...]
The Detroit Red Wings have a new foe in the fight to tarnish the legacy of former Dallas Star Mike Modano: 87-year-old Herb Lumpkin. While the Red Wings are considered the favorites to land the aging veteran — who is rumored to be pondering retirement — Lumpkin has been seen in recent days wining and [...]
Detroit Red Wings team officials cried foul today after reports surfaced that the San Jose Sharks had replaced annual playoff disappointment Joe Thornton with Volstad, the Russian hockey playing bear for their second round playoff series. Multiple reports stated that Volstad, whose celebrity exceeds Alexander Ovechkin in his native Russia, had been snuck into the [...]
A pair of Detroit lunatics who have been “trying to bring down Big Brother” for years blasted the organization of the Tin Foil Flashmob by Red Wings fans today, contending the quickly growing web phenomena could spoil two decades of “work.” Tom “Spyder” Yates and John “I live in Detroit and sold the rights to [...]
The Detroit Red Wings’ game against the Chicago Blackhawks was delayed Saturday after an octopus thrown on the ice following a goal swallowed forward Pavel Datsyuk. It took trainers nearly three hours to extricate Datsyuk, who was celebrating his 11th goal of the season when the visibly irritated invertebrate landed on the ice and almost instantly [...]
