The hero of Saturday night’s Winter Classic will have plenty of time to celebrate after the NHL suspended him for the remainder of the season Monday morning, claiming he violated the narrative the league had meticulously laid out for its marquee game. After being a healthy scratch twice in the games leading up to Saturday, [...]
Washington Capitals star Alexander Ovechkin claimed last night that he has discovered the reason behind Pittsburgh Penguin star center Sidney Crosby’s torrid scoring pace (50 points in 30 games) compared to his own numbers (only 35 points in 30 games). The revelation came moments after the Capitals’ game against the Panthers and media had gathered [...]
Pittsburgh Penguins superstar Sidney Crosby claimed last night that he has uncovered evidence that for years Alexander Ovechkin has been using several well-placed magnets under the ice in arenas around North America to make it seem as if he is committing dirty plays. The shocking announcement comes after Crosby was accused of slew-footing New York [...]
By ChiBlackhawks Contrary to popular belief, fall isn’t just about the first puck drop of the season. It’s also the time for scarves, hot apple cider, and the return of prime time TV we can (maybe) get excited about. The weeks leading up to fall can be crucial in getting caught up to speed, and [...]
Two days after someone named Maxime Talbot called Alexander Ovechkin “a real douche” on morning radio show, the Russian superstar said he was conducting his own investigation into who the fuck Maxime Talbot is, exactly. Allegedly a Pittsburgh Penguins forward, Talbot blasted Ovechkin hours before a press conference promoting the 2011 Winter Classic between the [...]
The National Hockey League is hoping to make its 2010-2011 season a campaign its true fans will never forget by scheduling nearly sixty Capitals/Penguins match-ups throughout it’s six-month regular season. “It’s our way of giving back to our true fans that have supported us throughout the post-lockout era,” said NHL Executive Bill Daly, “the Pittsburgh [...]
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman announced Thursday that the Winter Classic will be held in Pittsburgh, a move he hopes will stop superstar Sidney Crosby from “demanding a two-week trade to the Chicago Blackhawks.” Bettman said he had considered hosting the event in New York City, but reconsidered after receiving “no fewer than 45 voicemails from [...]
With the 2010 NHL Regular Season having come to a close, the league is still without a solidified Rocket Richard trophy winner. Pittsburgh captain Sidney “The other Jonas Brother” Crosby finished the campaign with 51 goals — landing him in a tie with Tampa Bay’s Steven Stamkos. Keeping up with it’s post-lockout bastardization of anything [...]
